Surrounded By Genius

I can’t help it.

It’s just the family I’m blessed with.

Not everyone can be so lucky.

My Cowboy owns a compass. The kind you tell direction with, not the kind you draw circles with.

I walked into the living room yesterday, and he was standing by the window peering down into it.

Me: “Whatcha doin’?”

Him: “I’m readin’ my kaleidoscope.”

Me: “Well, are you facing north?”

Him: “I can’t really tell . . .”

My sister and I were out galavanting, when our brother calls. First, he calls her. She didn’t have her phone with her. So then he calls me. I didn’t hear my phone ring. So he calls her again. Says: “I’m out drivin’ around on the 4-wheeler tryin’ to find out what the dogs have been eatin’. It sure ain’t dog food. They ain’t touched that for two days.”

My sister: “Think it could be a deer carcass?”

Him: “I don’t know.”

Katy: “You know, after a certain number of days, deer carcasses become toxic, and can kill whatever eats on ’em.”

Him: “You don’t say? Hmm, think I’ll try to find a couple more to drag up to the house.”

Tonight, as we’re leaving my sister’s to come home after Sunday dinner (and Hee-Haw), I’m rummaging through the console in the truck. My Cowboy: “What on earth are you doing?”

Me: “I’m looking for chapstick.”

Him: “We’re not in the desert.”

Me: “When my lips are chapped, they’re chapped, no matter where we are.”

Him: “Pfft! You haven’t kissed my ass enough to have chapped lips.”

I’m just certain that one of us will come up with the solution to a major world problem in our sleep some night . . . be sure to check back . . .

Published in: on February 26, 2012 at 9:31 pm  Comments (6)  

The URI to TrackBack this entry is:

RSS feed for comments on this post.

6 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. You all should write a movie script! It would be a lot funnier than most of the movies coming out today.

    You all will just have to figure out which actor is going to play each of you (written as I’m watching the Academy Awards) . . .

  2. You guys are so funny. lol

  3. You two always have a smile on your faces!I am cracking up! Box inth email to you this week dahlin!

  4. I my gosh! I am dying here! I love your Cowboy’s comeback!

  5. I love you so much. Thanks for giving me a smile…..again!

  6. VERY interesting. LOL!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: